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'This will clean out all the toxins!'

DEFINITION: A traditional cleansing ritual used to prepare for the New Year -- often includes the consumption of special tonics or potions.

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Alcamony

Created by: johnnyrockett

Pronunciation: Al-ca-mo-ne

Sentence: All New Years Eve we sat around in a circle passing the bottle in alcamony.

Etymology: Alcohol & Ceremony

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Lushflush

Created by: veevega

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Sentence: Gary, who hasn't caught the flu in over ten years, contributes his good health to his participation in our annual lushflush.

Etymology:

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Bingerenewal

Created by: allwise

Pronunciation: binsh-re-nu-val

Sentence: At the party, Jane had a bingerenewal and woke up in a totally new year, in a totally new room, with a totally new guy.

Etymology: binge as in binge-drinkin and the rest you can figure out yourself.

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Winodraino

Created by: Manhattan

Pronunciation: Why-noh-drey-noh

Sentence: Elizabeth was well into her second bottle of vodka, the main recipe in a secret concoction of a very intense Winodraino.

Etymology: The word wino, indicating someone who is a drunkard, and the product Draino, which clears out drains and pipes.

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Tequitox

Created by: dstorm78

Pronunciation: Tah-kee-toks

Sentence: Tomorrow I'll be slamming my liquid tequitox to wash this year out of my hair.

Etymology: A combination of tequila, an oft used cleansing liquor, and the act of 'detox'-ing your body to cleans it.

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Lavationlibation

Created by: quippingqueen

Pronunciation: lav/a/shun/li/ba/shun

Sentence: Holly Horsefeathers knew that New Year's wouldn't be a success without a little lavationlibation to flush all her troubles away including a fast-talking frog who insisted she play post office.

Etymology: lavation (cleansing or purification process) + libation (a drink)

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Neosipping

Created by: bghicks

Pronunciation: neo - sipping

Sentence: In order to cleanse her memory of the previous years diasasters, she took to neosipping.

Etymology: neo - new sipping -drink

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Fablooztion

Created by: Alchemist

Pronunciation: fah-BLOO-shun

Sentence: When I finally awoke from last nite's fablooztion, it was to wonder where I had left my car.

Etymology: fabulous + ablution (the practice of removing sins, diseases or earthly defilements through the use of ritual washing) + booze

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Revodkalize

Created by: fonka99

Pronunciation: ree-vodka-lies

Sentence: New year's is sometimes disappointing, so to prevent any memories of this event, it is essential to revodkalize early and often throughout the night.

Etymology: From revitalize and vodka

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Martiniize

Created by: norallama

Pronunciation: Martineez

Sentence: This year's made me feel so dirty -- I'll need a good martiniizing come December 31st.

Etymology: From "martini," the drink, and "Martinizing," the dry cleaning (as in clothes) process.

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